TheOnion asked:
A gunman at a Dearborn, MI Walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence.
A gunman at a Dearborn, MI Walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence.
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The funny thing is, “Tea Party presents 3 page national budget” probably doesn’t even sound like the horribly dismissive joke that it is to them.
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lol, man this was classic. I was thinking, “how is the onion going to spin this humorously?” and right away they pick up on the one thing that all my friends do but that I’ve never given a lot of thought to before… refer to Wal-Mart as a place they “never go to”, yet they do seem to occasionally have things lying around that they bought there. 🙂
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It also says you cant afford to go anywhere else to shop -.-
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Walmart sells cheap chinese products. Many people hate it for work ethics, treatment of foreign labor, and the general cheap crap they sell. But some people still feel drawn to it, and be hypocritical just enough to buy Walmart. But, this is an over exaggeration of the kind of shame it produces.
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im american and i have no idea
its just a joke
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As an englishman, could somebody clarify why everyone’s embarrassed about wal-mart?
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I feel so sorry for them. Wal mart. Really? They were begging to be shot.
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When I shop at Walmart I wear the clothes I use when I work on my car, so I can fit in.
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I shop the fuck outta wal mart.
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Thank goodness I still have my “going in to buy porn outfit” from the old days before internet. Now I use it when I shop at Walmart! 😀
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Google “People of Wal-Mart” to see where they’re coming from 😛
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no, its hypocritical not ironic
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I’m posting this comment from a demo computer in the electronic section of a Wal-Mart right now.
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UFO over walmart sign?
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Near the end of the video,at the bottom of the screen,it says:
Nicki Minaj considering showing the inside of her vagina if it would make her more famous.
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..унфортуналтеы ыес…
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yes.
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I am still trapped at walmart Isle 1000 please tell my mom I love her .
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Yes I was being sarcastic also sir, and I shop there all the time.
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Sarcasm. . . people are just too stupid to get it.
That comment was a joke buddy.
I shop at Walmart at least once a week.
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You sound like the people that protested my Walmart and then went to it after they opened, so ironic huh?
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Now i may work at a walmart, but i don’t shop there or anything, it’s just a job!
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@SuperWarking How am I validating the report? I already know it’s fake.
Now what kinda sense is being made of what your saying right now? Are you really tryna argue with me for believing it was real for a minute?
Get a fucking life!
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You are insulting me because I am a fucking retard. That makes sense. So throughout the entire video, you somehow did not see the words “The Onion” at no point in time? Aside from the title, you really expect to make a valid argument about you thinking it was real given what was actually being discussed throughout the video? Either you are one of the folks I think who are getting paid by The Onion to just make an attempt to argue the validity of the reports, or you just need/want attention.
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I’m insulting you because your a fucking retard. Now listen you cockmouth, I found this video thru the “suggested videos” I didn’t flat out search for “The Onion” to find the, so all I saw is the title. Use your fucking head, oh my bad, it’s obvious you don’t have one.