25 thoughts on “DEREK & CLIVE. THE WORST JOB I EVER HAD.”

1. new site August 1, 2012 at 4:00 pm

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   I gather I wouldn’t.

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2. new site August 3, 2012 at 2:31 pm

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   ‘post hocta proc’ that’s wha’ i’ is in Latin 😉

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3. new site August 5, 2012 at 2:03 am

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   be fay-er be fay-er

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4. new site August 6, 2012 at 9:34 am

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   Been after this shit for ages. try listening when bong up. pissed myself laughing so many times in my 20’s O I wish I was back then!!

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5. new site August 9, 2012 at 4:18 am

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   never eatin lobsters again…..lmao

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6. new site August 11, 2012 at 3:55 am

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   I like the bit where he used the word ‘cunt’

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7. new site August 11, 2012 at 5:58 am

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   You Cunt!

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8. new site August 14, 2012 at 4:26 am

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   The last days of glorious, trouble-making comedy.

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9. new site August 15, 2012 at 2:14 am

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   That’s kid one from Dudley there.

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10. new site August 15, 2012 at 7:02 pm

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    Now – when it all boils down to it – be fair – be fuckin’ reasonable…..As far as I can see Tony Newley was a cunt – he could have been Mr Nice Guy but – and I say this advisedly – he was a 100% pure – unadulterated cunt and he shagged Joanwhatsername! Eh? Whatsername? Fuckin Collins , mate that’s what her fuckin’ name was – Joan Collins – she fucked Tony fuckin’ Newley until his cock bled!!!

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11. new site August 17, 2012 at 6:35 pm

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    Actually, she had been wearing a wig at the time of the accident,On lookers saw the wig outside of the car and thought it was her head.The decapitation story was later corrected.I had an old great aunt who used to buy ‘The Enquirer’ back then. These rags (as they were called) came out with all sorts of bizarre and gruesome stories, ‘shocking’ headlines, I remember looking at the front page of one these and seeing the picture of the car wreck and reading she was decapitated.

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12. new site August 19, 2012 at 4:19 am

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    I tell you one thing Tony Newley said to me
    What was that?
    Who are you?
    Yeh, Just like that?

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13. new site August 20, 2012 at 2:37 am

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    @memepoolshark Oh, excuse me, “up the arsehoel”. 😉

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14. new site August 22, 2012 at 12:27 am

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    tits damaged maybe..but her being decapitated was a myth

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15. new site August 25, 2012 at 5:04 am

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    i think the lobsters got quite a nip out of it…….. 🙂

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16. new site August 25, 2012 at 7:43 am

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    Jayne Mansfield was Marihka Hartigay’s (Law & Order SVU) mum.She was decapitated in a car accident…Jayne not Mariska.A sweet girl none-the-less.Sensitive.

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17. new site August 25, 2012 at 2:21 pm

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    Comma toes d

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18. new site August 25, 2012 at 3:06 pm

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    mate this derek and clive is so fucking hilarious to me because everyone in my area talks like this ie crap

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19. new site August 25, 2012 at 3:41 pm

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    “She suffered from what was known in the medical trade as “lobsters up the asshole”. XDDD

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20. new site August 25, 2012 at 8:48 pm

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    i once had to pull a turnip out of my fat girlfriends arsehole. the fucking dirty cunt!!

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21. new site August 27, 2012 at 3:32 am

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    “who are you” ..”just like that”

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22. new site August 28, 2012 at 9:02 am

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    Who you callin` cunt, cunt???

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23. new site August 29, 2012 at 6:44 pm

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    Comatose to her head…… fucking genius!!

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24. new site August 29, 2012 at 11:04 pm

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    Godlike Genius

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25. new site September 1, 2012 at 7:17 pm

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    you can say that again, cunt

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