TheOnion asked:
Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3000 will get the axe!
Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3000 will get the axe!
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This is actually genius. Pitting workers against each other so they don’t support each other like in those filthy, filthy unions. Make them fight for the crumbs!
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Well done onion i got mad over a fake video…you win this time.
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Damn!!!! Thumbs up for OKSANA.
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this is the preamble to the Hunger Games.
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i hope i will see many suicides on this show as they destroy the lifes of the workers and their families… …fun stuff…!!!
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This is so much like a Belgian movie I just watched – “Un Chaine Pour Deux”. Only it was about a bicycle with two production lines being bought out.
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Hell, yeah! And then make sweet love to a bag full of jelly beans!
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I lived in Russia for 10 years. Russia sucks but women are beautiful and Russian is ok language.
So maybe you should tell your fairytale (very subjective opinion) to some one who doesn’t know better 🙂
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They aren’t. Take it from a guy who lived in Russia for three years, they’re all bats. Filthy, disgusting, old-lady who can bench 300 bats. Occasionally you get a GORGEOUS one who has a soft voice, knows English (Russian is an ugly language), and a rockin’ body. But they all move to Europe or America, because Russia is a shit hole. No, not Siberia, developed Russia is a SHIT. HOLE.
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I wanna stick my dick in a big bowl of puddin!
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When I watched this two years ago, I actually thought this was a real show
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genius ford, now that they have a profitable TV show at ford, they can use those profits so that less people need to lose their jobs, pure win
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how about making them work outside in the cold without food or water…
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@ivymullaley It’s sad because it’s believable… They’ve got a show on tv where you can watch people play a game show to decide whether or not their car gets repossessed. How sad is it that that’s what’s considered entertainment, watching peoples lives fall apart. You know this Ford show would be an instant hit.
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“No, outdated equipment is pretty normal in a factory, but now that theres cameras everywhere our bosses make us follow the OSHA rules” -lol, that is not satire, that’s actually what happens.
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@ivymullaley However the point of a satire is to make a point. Onions have made many many good points about the reality in the U.S.
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hahaha they’ve got that cliched reality show music spot on
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Dark factory challenge was the best episode in the series
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What’s even more disturbing is that the basic facts depicted in the video ARE reality. All the Onion does is tweak the truth a little to make us realize that the truth is fucking dumb and depressing.
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What is this?
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The look on the guys face at 2:48 is priceless lol Non-union labor!
They will probably get more work done with them rather than union employees.
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Its a satire of REAL news, not imaginary news.
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Ths where Kasich gets all of his and Shannon Jones’ ideas!!
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It’s not real.